Today, on a whim, I went to see “The Tourist”. I’ve never been the biggest fan of either Johnny Depp or Angelina Jolie, but I’m always in the mood for a good espionage movie. I went into the theater with not the highest of expectations, but I hoped I’d be proven wrong.
I wasn’t.
I found “The Tourist” to be a rather slow-moving, cookie-cutter type of spy movie. It was rather unfortunate, actually. The plot was halfway decent, but it was a bit too clichĂ© for my taste. It was set in the place where most spy movies start, Paris. Interpol agents are staking out a hotel in the center of town. Their base of operations: (say it with me, everyone) a black van. Angelina Jolie’s character, Elise, comes out of the hotel, and the dialogue starts- in French. Oh, goodie, subtitles. Elise goes to a cafĂ©, where a courier meets her and gives her a letter. That is when the English language is first heard. Ten minutes into the movie. She is told to get on a train and head to Venice. After reading the letter, she burns it. That sends Interpol into frenzy. The rest of the movie is basically spent trying to track down Elise and Frank, played by Johnny Depp, whom she met on the train.
Interpol stops looking for them at one point in the movie, after Frank is deemed not to be the man they are looking for, Alexander Pierce, but a desk clerk sees the picture of Frank, and mistakes him for the man that Interpol is looking for. It turns out he is an informant for the Russian mob. That’s right, the Russian mob. The Russians are also looking for Pierce, who used to be their bookkeeper. So Interpol: out Russians: in.
Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp both, in my opinion, put in sub-par acting performances, and, to me, it felt like more of a love story between them than a spy drama. My expectations for the movie were correct. I wouldn’t see it again, but that’s just me. My advice would be to go and see it for yourself, because it could be either a hit or miss. All I am saying is don’t expect too much, and you won’t be disappointed.
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